Things we have learned from Mom's stay at the hospital:
- Warning--don't always believe what your doctor tells you, it is hazardous to your health.
- Mom says, "Go Eat." Que for us to leave her alone.
- When the nurse asks, "What is your pain on a scale of 1-10?"....response "Beyond a 12!"
- And if nurse than asks "Do you need any pain medication?"...response, "No I like to be miserable, thanks for asking."
- Mom, "What the heck is the time?"....response, "What time do you want it to be?"
- Mom, "I'll start tomorrow."....response, "Sure you will."
- Mom's feeding bag is called the steak and potato meal, but if it comes in pink its not strawberry.
- How many nurses does it take to change a bag, we don't know we are still counting.
- Mom has developed a 7th sense....the sense of somebody sitting down, the sense of somebody falling asleep, the sense of somebody relaxing....her instinct to this sense "I need just one more thing."
- Most common sound in the hospital--beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.....beep!
